MATRIX

A boy was asked a question by his teacher but did not know the answer. He was told to go and look for the answer at home.
Son: dad, what is the answer of one plus one?
Father: stupid!
Son: brother, what is the answer of one plus one?
(The brother was watching a movie and just blurted: "Rambo")
Son: sister, what is one plus one?
(The sister was listening to some rock song and said: "let's go baby let's go")
Son: mom, what is one plus one?
(The mother was ordering for some goods for her wholesale shop and said: "one thousand rolls of tissue papers")
The next day the boy went to school and was asked the quizes:
Teacher: one plus one?
Pupil: stupid!
Teacher: who do u think u are?
Pupil: Rambo.
Teacher: let's go to the deputy.
Pupil: let's go baby let's go.
Deputy: what do u think this school is made of?
Pupil: one thousand rolls of tissue paper...