MATRIX

WHAT IS STRESS?
● You give a lift to a beautiful girl,
she faints inside your car and you take
her to the hospital.
Now that's stressful.
●But at the hospital, the doctor says she is pregnant & congratulates you that
you are going to be a father.
You tell him you are not the baby father,
but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful. ●You request a DNA test to prove that
you are not the father, but the girl
says you are. This is getting extremely stressful. ●After the tests,the doctor says that you
can't be the father because you are
infertile.
You are extremely stressed but relieved. ●On your way back home, you remember
that you left 3 kids at home.
Who the Hell is their father? >NOW THAT'S STRESS! Greetings from matrix , you are all
welcome to STRESSLESS WEEK.