MATRIX

When you buy your girlfriend underwear
and another man removes it that's called
"Separation of Powers".
When you pay your girlfriend's school
fees and another man pays her rent
that's called "Partnership". When you are paying your girlfriend's
other bills and she's busy sleeping with
another man that is called "Parallel
Market".
When you buy your girlfriend a phone
and another man buys her airtime, that's called "Division of Labour".
When your girlfriend says she is not
ready for sex and another man gets her
pregnant. That's called "Deregulation".
When you take a girl out and another
man takes her home it is "Structural Adjustment Program"
So when you care for her financial
needs and another man does the other
room activities, then you are "Minister of
Finance" and the other guy is "Minister of
Power, Works and Housing"....lol!