MATRIX

*WHO is more Funny
1. The Nandi man who removed his
shoes to enter a taxi.
2. The Giriama man who went to the bank
with a spanner to open a bank account.
3. The Iteso man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept.
4. The Turkana man who watched the
news and waved at the newscaster.
5. The Meru nurse who woke up a
sleeping patient simply because she
forgot to give him sleeping pills. 6. The Maasai man who lowered his TV
volume because he wanted to read a text
message.
7. The Kalenjin man who polished his
shoes to take a passport photo.
10. The Kikuyu man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was
ripe enough then came down and started
stoning it.
11. The Kisii man who chose to drink
Fanta because he thought sprite was
unripe. 12. The Luo man who saw something that
looked like shit, touched and tasted and
said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I
no match am.
13. The Luhya man who put his radio
inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool Music.