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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop
and asked, "How long before I can get a
haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of
customers and said, "About 2 hours."
The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his
head in the door and asked, "How long
before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop
and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his
head in the shop and asked, "How long
before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and
said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left. The barber turned to his friend and said,
"Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and
see where he goes. He keeps asking how
long he has to wait for a haircut, but he
never comes back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does he go
when he leaves?"
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his
eyes and said, "Your house!"