MATRIX

A pilot was told to transfer mad people
from Nigeria to U.S.A. He agreed and
carried dem in his plane. Every place was
so noisy. Later one of the mad men
approached the pilot and said to him "pls
can you teach me how to fly the aeroplane? The pilot replied, I will teach
you how to fly if you will tell your friends
to stop making noise. The mad man went
in, after some minutes, every where was
silent as if an angel entered the plane.
After some minutes the mad man came back and told him that everywhere was
cool now. The pilot became happy and
asked WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM
THAT MADE THEM TO KEEP CALM. The
mad man replied, I opened the door for
them to go and play outside. The pilot fainted.