David stole a goat, he was arrested
and taken to court.
JUDGE: Gentleman, are you guilty or
not guilty?
David: My Lord, I’m not guilty.
JUDGE: How come you were arrested and brought before the court for
stealing a goat?
David: My Lord, I was just passing by
Mr. Okuku's house and I saw a very
big rope tied to a tree. I said to myself,
"maybe the tree is trying to commit suicide," so I rescued the tree and took
the rope home. My Lord… I swear I
didn’t realise there was a goat tied to
the rope until now!
The Judge freed David.
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