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A sick woman was lying on her sick bed
with her husband by her side, She turns
to the husband and said
WIFE : Honey, I have a confession to
make....
HUSBAND : Save your strength my dear! WIFE : [Cuts in] Nooo, I want to say it so
that when I die my spirit will be at rest. I
have been stealing your money and
giving it to my boyfriend, You're not the
father of our son Junior, I was the one
who stole your gold wrist watch and hide it in your sister's bag so that you'll drive
her away..
Please forgive me
HUSBAND : I know all this, that's why I
poisoned you. Keep calm Let the poison
work.... Who is more wicked??? Don't just laugh share it to your friends

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