David entered a well known bar, "everyone have a drink!" he shouted. "when i drink everybody has a drink."
The barmaid served everyone with a drink of his own choice.
David raised his glass and said, "everyone be happy, when i am happy everyone has to be happy."
He drank his beer, produced shs. 450 placed it on the counter and started walking out.
"hey!" objected the barmaid. "that's only for your drink."
"that's right," replied David. "when i pay everyone has to pay."
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