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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "your husband is suffering from a severe stress disorder. If u don't do the following your husband will surely die. 'Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast, be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discus your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse, no nagging and most importantly make love with your husband several times a week. If u can do this for the next 10 months i think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home the husband asked his wife, "what did the doctor say?"
"he said u are going to die," replied the wife.

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