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A Girl Returns Home After 5 Yrs.
*FATHER:* (Angry) Where the hell have
you been all these years?!
*GIRL:* I was working as a Prostitute in
California
*FATHER:* What!!! Get out of my house you Whore! I don't want to see u or your
face again do you understand?!
*GIRL:* (Crying) Before I go dad, I came
to give you $2.5million cheque, and here
is 1 million for my brother. I have bought
a big house in Los-angels for you with everything in it including a Benz & a
Hummer.
Bye dad.
*FATHER:* What kind of work did you say
you were doing?
*GIRL:* (Crying out loud) A prostitute dad!
*FATHER:* Come and give daddy a hug, I
thought you said you were a 'PROSECUTOR'°. • •