MATRIX

the teacher noticed that Maxwell had been daydreaming for a long time. she decided to get his attention. "Maxwell," she said, "if the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are 120 shillings a dozen, how old am i?"
"thirty-four," Maxwell answered unhesitantly.
the teacher replied. "well, that's not far from my actual age. tell me.... how did u guess?"
"oh, there's nothing to it," Maxwell said. "my big sister is seventeen and she's half-crazy."

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