MATRIX

A Kenyan teacher was sent to China to
teach....
The first day he entered the class and
was roll calling,
He called out name, "Sheng", a student
stood up and answered "present sir". He called the second name "chu muon ",
another student answered "present sir".
Suddenly he sneezed "hatchia". One
student seated at the corner stoop up
and said, "present sir".
He surprisingly exclaimed, "hmmm". All the students shouted "absent sir".
At this moment, he got confused and
said, "Chai". Three students immediately
stood up and
said, "which of us sir".
The teacher became even more confused and asked, "what is wrong"?? A
student stood up and answered," sir, I am
not
wrong. I am called Wong "
Now the teacher could not help it but
laughed out" hahaha...... A girl stood up and answered, "present sir"
The teacher collapsed with laughter.

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