FOR ADULTS ONLY PLS
One evening a husband and wife were in bed. The
husband was reading a book, and the wife was
watching TV. The husband reaches over and puts
his hand in his wife’s panties then withdraws his
hand. The wife was surprised by this and thought
perhaps her husband was in the mood for a little
love. A short time later the husband again reaches
into his wife’s panties then withdraws his hand.
Now the wife… is almost sure that her husband is
“in the mood” She decides to wait for him to touch
her a third time and then she will know for sure.
Sure enough, the husband repeats 'the move'. She
leaves the bed, removes her clothes, and returns
ready for sex. Her husband, still reading his book,
is surprised when she says, “Dear, I’m all ready!”
The husband asks, “For what?” She says, “Well, for
sex, dear! You've fingered me three times in the last
5 minutes, and now I’m ready!” The husband
replies, “Huh? Sex?? I was just wetting my fingers
so I could turn the pages.