Sunday school kids are something else.....
I heard a certain lady asking them,
"Who died and rose from death?"
Their response was; "UNDERTAKER
😂😂😂
🙈🙈🙈
I asked a friend of mine what he is doing. He told me, he is working on, "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment".
I was impressed! On further asking, I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water... under his wife's supervision!😂🏃🏻🏃🏻
*@ MAN:$T3R*
A hungry man was walking on a desert and saw a lamp half buried in the sands. He rubbed it and a genie suddenly appeared.
The genie said, "You have only one wish to make, use it wisely."
The man happily said his wish, "Give me something to eat which will never end."
The genie said, "Here, have some chewing gum."😜😜😜
🤕🤕🤕
*@ MAN:$T3R*
*My Girlfriend Told Me To Show More Interest On Her Family😕.*
*So I'm Now Dating Her Sister Too*
😋😋😋
*@ MAN:$T3R*
*Focus💯💯💯*
I paid 200k to enter the zoo, and you're telling me not to hug the lion, are you normal?, is it your money?
🤨🤨🤨
😳😳😳
*@ MAN:$T3R*
*Focus💯💯💯*
Who else notice this
Visitors like to act like they're concentrating on the TV when they see you coming with food
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
*@ MAN:$T3R*
Employer will be holding ur Cv, birth certificate, health report, school certificate, and still be askin u" tell me about ur self"
Me:Am a rapist, sir😬😬😬
*@ MAN:$T3R*
A man buys a goat for 60k,then sells it for 70k. Then he buys it back at 80k but sells it again for 90k
How much money did He make??? 🤔🤔🤔
Please 🙏 help me here...
*@ MAN:$T3R*
A cockroach's last word to A Man : 'Go ahead,kill me coward. You are just jealous i make your wife scream more than u do when i climb her
😏😝✌😁😁
*@ MAN:$T3R*
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly. The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says" Excuse me, you just farted before my wife." The drunks replies," I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
*@ MAN:$T3R*
You're dating somebody's ex.
Somebody is dating your ex.
Your ex is getting somebody's ex.
In this life we are all x-men
*@ MAN:$T3R*
You entered a plane from Kenya to Ghana and it mistakenly land in USA.
As a child of God will you return to Kenya😂😂😂
*@ MAN:$T3R*
I heard a certain lady asking them,
"Who died and rose from death?"
Their response was; "UNDERTAKER
😂😂😂
🙈🙈🙈
I asked a friend of mine what he is doing. He told me, he is working on, "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment".
I was impressed! On further asking, I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water... under his wife's supervision!😂🏃🏻🏃🏻
*@ MAN:$T3R*
A hungry man was walking on a desert and saw a lamp half buried in the sands. He rubbed it and a genie suddenly appeared.
The genie said, "You have only one wish to make, use it wisely."
The man happily said his wish, "Give me something to eat which will never end."
The genie said, "Here, have some chewing gum."😜😜😜
🤕🤕🤕
*@ MAN:$T3R*
*My Girlfriend Told Me To Show More Interest On Her Family😕.*
*So I'm Now Dating Her Sister Too*
😋😋😋
*@ MAN:$T3R*
*Focus💯💯💯*
I paid 200k to enter the zoo, and you're telling me not to hug the lion, are you normal?, is it your money?
🤨🤨🤨
😳😳😳
*@ MAN:$T3R*
*Focus💯💯💯*
Who else notice this
Visitors like to act like they're concentrating on the TV when they see you coming with food
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
*@ MAN:$T3R*
Employer will be holding ur Cv, birth certificate, health report, school certificate, and still be askin u" tell me about ur self"
Me:Am a rapist, sir😬😬😬
*@ MAN:$T3R*
A man buys a goat for 60k,then sells it for 70k. Then he buys it back at 80k but sells it again for 90k
How much money did He make??? 🤔🤔🤔
Please 🙏 help me here...
*@ MAN:$T3R*
A cockroach's last word to A Man : 'Go ahead,kill me coward. You are just jealous i make your wife scream more than u do when i climb her
😏😝✌😁😁
*@ MAN:$T3R*
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly. The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says" Excuse me, you just farted before my wife." The drunks replies," I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
*@ MAN:$T3R*
You're dating somebody's ex.
Somebody is dating your ex.
Your ex is getting somebody's ex.
In this life we are all x-men
*@ MAN:$T3R*
You entered a plane from Kenya to Ghana and it mistakenly land in USA.
As a child of God will you return to Kenya😂😂😂
*@ MAN:$T3R*
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