*Imagine, coming back from work and your kids call you Daddy Daddy we have washed your laptop🤣*
*What will be your reaction ?*
*@ MAN:$T3R*
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband silent.............. ,
Wife :tell me d truth na.
Husband :shot up ur mouth let me finish counting... 😳🤣😆😂
🤜🤛
*At least she's honest*
🍷🍾 *Man* offers a drink to a woman.
*Woman*: No thanks, I don't take whisky. It's bad for my legs!
*Man*: Legs? Thats strange!! Do they swell or hurt?
*Woman*: No, they open easily!!! 😃🍷🍾
*@ MAN:$T3R*
Mum: Mathew! Mathew!!
Me: He's sleeping
Mum: Oya you come and wash the plates then
Me: Mathew!! Mathew!!!, mum is calling you
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*@ MAN:$T3R*
*Money is money*
An accident occurred two days ago, 11 people were injured and 12 died. So the Minister Of Health visited the hospital immediately and promised to offer 2million to the injured and 60million to the dead for their funeral.
One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were; one of the dead shouted, *bro go back to your place don't bring confusion here, they have counted us already*.
😆😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[7/20, 9:17 PM] MAN:$T3R: I have never seen an ALCOHOL company use a DRUNKARD for advert.
Are they ashamed of their customers?
Funny world..🤣🤣🤣.
*@ MAN:$T3R*
The Sun challenges us to Shine, the Clouds remind us to Move, the Birds tell us we too can Fly and the Sky tells us that there is no limit to our dreams and goals.
*FROM GREAT WRITERS*
-To be rich, give.
-To succeed, serve.
-To laugh, make someone laugh.
-To prosper, be honest.
-To excel, be faithful.
-To go far, get up early.
-To change someone, change yourself.
-To be great, be disciplined,
-To be strong, pray often.
-To do a lot, speak little.
-To be fruitful, praise God.
-To live well, forgive.
-To talk well, bind anger.
-To sleep well, work hard.
-To be loved, love.
-To be a good husband, listen to her.
-To be a woman, submit yourself.
-To be respected, be polite.
-To grow in Christ, study the Bible.
-To bind satan, sanctify yourself.
-To grow in faith, meditate.
*YOU WILL SUCCEED AS YOU GIVE IT A TRIAL.*
*@ MAN:$T3R CAR3$*
*What will be your reaction ?*
*@ MAN:$T3R*
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband silent.............. ,
Wife :tell me d truth na.
Husband :shot up ur mouth let me finish counting... 😳🤣😆😂
🤜🤛
*At least she's honest*
🍷🍾 *Man* offers a drink to a woman.
*Woman*: No thanks, I don't take whisky. It's bad for my legs!
*Man*: Legs? Thats strange!! Do they swell or hurt?
*Woman*: No, they open easily!!! 😃🍷🍾
*@ MAN:$T3R*
Mum: Mathew! Mathew!!
Me: He's sleeping
Mum: Oya you come and wash the plates then
Me: Mathew!! Mathew!!!, mum is calling you
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*@ MAN:$T3R*
*Money is money*
An accident occurred two days ago, 11 people were injured and 12 died. So the Minister Of Health visited the hospital immediately and promised to offer 2million to the injured and 60million to the dead for their funeral.
One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were; one of the dead shouted, *bro go back to your place don't bring confusion here, they have counted us already*.
😆😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[7/20, 9:17 PM] MAN:$T3R: I have never seen an ALCOHOL company use a DRUNKARD for advert.
Are they ashamed of their customers?
Funny world..🤣🤣🤣.
*@ MAN:$T3R*
The Sun challenges us to Shine, the Clouds remind us to Move, the Birds tell us we too can Fly and the Sky tells us that there is no limit to our dreams and goals.
*FROM GREAT WRITERS*
-To be rich, give.
-To succeed, serve.
-To laugh, make someone laugh.
-To prosper, be honest.
-To excel, be faithful.
-To go far, get up early.
-To change someone, change yourself.
-To be great, be disciplined,
-To be strong, pray often.
-To do a lot, speak little.
-To be fruitful, praise God.
-To live well, forgive.
-To talk well, bind anger.
-To sleep well, work hard.
-To be loved, love.
-To be a good husband, listen to her.
-To be a woman, submit yourself.
-To be respected, be polite.
-To grow in Christ, study the Bible.
-To bind satan, sanctify yourself.
-To grow in faith, meditate.
*YOU WILL SUCCEED AS YOU GIVE IT A TRIAL.*
*@ MAN:$T3R CAR3$*
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