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[7/15, 7:49 PM] MAN:$T3R: ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

I finally reasoned out and connected out the answer to this question I once encountered.

Men are born between a woman's legs and they spend their whole life trying to get back to it. WHY? Because there is no place better than HOME. Wisdom

@ *MAN:$T3R*








A child axsked dad.

Kid: Dad, why are some of your hairs white
Dad: Everytime a child makes his father  unhappy one of his father's hair turns white.
Kid: Now I understand why Grandpa's hair are all white.



[7/16, 9:17 PM] MAN:$T3R: An idiot๐ŸงŸ‍♂ saw 300 dollars๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต on the floor then he took it to the police๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿฟ‍♂. The police man didn't collect it because he thought it was a prank. Then the idiot bought himself a Phone☎.
Then a funny thing happened. The idiot kept tapping on... *read more*



A naked lady ran into an luhya man's taxi. She told the driver where she was going. The luhya man didn't start the car, but he was just staring at the girl over and over again. The lady saw him and said: What's your problem man? Haven't you seen a naked lady before?. The luhya man replied: l am not looking at your nakedness, I was just wondering where you kept the money you are going to pay me.

 I GO DIE THIS ONE NOW!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚




I saw a friend I hadn't seen in a long time and I think he mistook me for Jesus........He was like *"Jesus Christ,...is this you??"*

I don't know what to tell him

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

@ MAN:$T3R

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