Unarranged jokes

[8/13, 12:22 AM] +254 705 809 820: An idiot🧟‍♂ saw 300 dollars💵💵💵 on the floor then he took it to the police👮🏿‍♂. The police man didn't collect it because he thought it was a prank. Then the idiot bought himself a Phone☎.
Then a funny thing happened. The idiot kept tapping on... *read more*


[8/13, 12:28 AM] +254 705 809 820: *Why can't Satan just apologise to God and we go back to the garden of Eden naked again, there is someone I want to see naked here😁😁😁😃😃*


[8/13, 12:37 AM] +254 705 809 820: Guy: Hey I like you! Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl : No
Boy: Good, then be mine
Girl: ok, but what do you do for a living?
Boy: I breathe in and out

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[8/13, 1:04 AM] +254 705 809 820: Are U 18 yrs & above?
Do u have a valid ID passport?
Can U speak English & any other language?
Are U lookin for a 9am – 5
pm Job with a Monthly Salary of N350,000 and a weekly allowance of N20,000?
No work during wkends & u only have to work half-day on Fridays?
If U’re interested in this Job, Pls contact me with Ur
full details … *SO DAT WE CAN LOOK FOR IT 2GEDA…COS*
*Am also looking for that type JOB:😂😂😂😂😂😂*


[8/13, 1:32 AM] +254 705 809 820: *Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a 'B'. Blouse, bra, bikini, boobs & lower body with a 'P'. Petticoat, panties, pussy...*

 That's the origin of BP!
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