Never expect help from me.

I was in my room last night when my
neighbour
started screaming... "Help! Help! Snake ooo! "
I
ran to her room with a strong wood in my
hand.
When I dashed nto her room, I saw a very
big
snake facing my lovely neighbour inside her
sitting room and other neighbours joined
me. We all started shouting, "Today is the
end of your
life, you witch snake!". I wanted to be a hero
that
night so, I first of all ran to the snake to hit it
with my wood. It turned and faced us with a
red
eye. Then, i said if count 1 to 3, we should
hit
the snake at once which we all agreed. I
started counting, 1...2....3 go! Then,
Peeeeeeeem! KPLC took d
light, . We all started screaming in the dark
because
the door was closed so, no way to
run outside and the snake was inside the
room.
We nearly killed ourselves. If someone
touches
me, I will hammer the stick on him thinking
that it was the snake. If I touched someone
too, I will
receive a strong beating. As am talking to
you
now... We all are in the hospital because we
injured ourselves with the wood instead of
the
snake. I have stopped helping people.
you cannot come and kill me
Hia....... Oh chim!!

 *@ MAN:$T3R $TORI3$*