Stories

 *_An 8 year old son ask his Dad "What's the difference between potential and reality?"_*

*_Dad turns to wife and ask "Would you sl beep with Barack Obama for $1 million?"_*

_Wife "of course, I'll never waste that opportunity"_

*_Dad turns to daughter "would you sleep with Dangote for $1 million?_*

_Daughter "yes, he is my fantasy"._
_*Dad turns to his youngest son "You see son, potentially' we are living with 2 millionaires BUT in Reality' we are living with Two prostitutes.*

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*@ MAN:$T3R $TORI3$*




 *1999 Nineteen Ninety Nine*
*1888 Eighteen Eighty Eight*
*1777 Seventeen Seventy Seven*
*1111*😷😷😷😷 *please help*
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*@ MAN:$T3R*





 In Malawi, a book titled:
 "HOW TO CHANGE YOUR WIFE IN 30 DAYS" sold two million copies in one  week, before the author discovered that the title had a spelling error!

The correct title should have been: ​"HOW TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE IN 30 DAYS".​ After the  correction, for the whole month, only 3 copies were sold.
😂😂

*@ MAN:$T3R*

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