Just For Laughs

*JUST FOR LAUGHS*

U got her pregnant n u say it s by accident Wen did ur sperm attend a driving skull???
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Nonsense 😉😉

If you your boyfriend is cheating on you, my sister, relax, wipe your tears and call me, we shall cheat on him too 😁😁

Students will fight to sit at the front during lectures and fight to sit at the back during exams. Confused generation.
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Wen a lady come home and remove her wigs and bra she becomes a new creature my bro be wise 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If we were dating and I messaged you "good morning baby" and you replied "good morning", the relationship is over. shey me that add *"baby"*, my head is not correct abi🤔🤔

When you feel lonely and alone & cannot see anything around you,the world seems to be fading away,come along with me I will take you to an eye specialist.😂😂🤣

*Don't be so happy when u dump ur girl.*
*Your new girl was dumped by someone too.*
*So all of us na UK used, even u self na OkrikaߙĀ$C倀*😂😂😂😂😂🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀

A man who was known for his big-big grammar, woke up one night to find out that his house was on fire, he picked up the phone to call the fire station and said "hello , is that the combustion officer, please come here with tremendous acceleration and automatic alacrity because a gigantic confiagration, has engulfed my domiciliary habitation" before the officer could get a dictionary to look for the meaning of his message his whole house was burnt down.😂😂😂😀😁😃😆

You said washing machine will make your wife lazy and you're driving a car...Trek home hardworking man.
😡😡🏃‍♂🏃‍♂

Sometimes is not all about fine face 😀 and six packs d cucumber 🍆 has to be big 🤫🤫🤫

Ladies Did You Know That A Man Can Cry😿
Go Down On His Knees🙏 Have An Entire Mental🤯 Breakdown In Front Of You & Still Be Lying?

<b>Dating a virgin is funny
Imagine touching her nose 👃 she will be like
Baby stop I will get pregnant 😂😂😂

A guy with BIG HEAD is not the problem at all, the Problem is wen u waste ur Money in buying a fine POLO for him.
HEAD MASTER👕😝
😂😂😂
Still stunning

*Every time I'm in town I look at people…*
*and think to myself…*
*These are all,grown up sperms…*
*that managed to win the swimming competition 🎃*

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 But wait ooo lemme ask this question

Why do religions have different Gods but the same Satan? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

 *The way _ART STUDENTS_ are walking eh.... as if they can settle the dispute between God and satan*
😄😄😄😄😄😄

 *They way COMMERCIAL STUDENTS are acting.... as if they know the ingredients to make money*
😎😎😎😎😎

 *The way SCIENCE STUDENTS are behaving eh..... as if they can download life.*
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

*If you see me carrying bottled water, please, greet me in English, we are not in the same category.*

It's not easy to drink bottle water.
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 Bros, no kill yourself, if you no fit buy Porsche for her, give her belle. All na ASSURANCE. Na Wetin person get e go give. 😁🙂😃

*My sister, if you like him, just walk up to him and say it. Stop trying to give signals, you're not a TV antenna.*

Freedom of speech and expression mode activated.
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Shout out to All Ladies Who Say NO To Proposal...😷

Keep Saying NO Till Your Parents Post Your Pic On OLX..
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*Focus💯💯💯*

That moment at an event when u rushed to sit at the front and they start sharing food from d back😭🤣😂😂

*I personally don’t understand why Drunk people*
_Love to talk closer to your face ._
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌

No guy is stingy once u open your legs for him, he will open his hand for u
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Ladies at the back can you hear me??
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*I feel sorry for women with small breast👰🏼👰🏼, thats why your heart is easily broken💔💔. You have no airbags💣💣 to protect your emotions*

*What’s worse than a heartbreak?*
*“ever cheated on a* *exam and still failed?*

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If you slap me on my right cheek, I'll turn my left cheek for you to slap too... Then we'll sit down as adults and discuss how you want your funeral to look like. Either traditional or official funeral....
🚶‍♂😗😣😂😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

*@ MAN:$T3R*