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[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: *A witch and a pastor fell in love and lived together. So many people were against the marriage because it caused so much havoc in the community. One day they died*....😒









                     

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[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: *Research has shown that as a lady, if you walk past a group of guys arguing about football and they continue their argument,you’re ugly*😂😂😂😂😂

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: Please can someone transfer #2 million to my account, I just want to compare the sounds of millions and thousands alert. I will return it later biko! If I don't return it the admin should remove me. 😫😫😫

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: Happy vacation to teachers and happy resumption to parents....its your turn to take paracetamol..😬😬

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: If your lady answers her phone in front of you and starts clicking the "volume down" button. That's him my brother.... thats him.

Your deputy is calling...thank me later😂😂😂😂

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: It's very hard to advice someone in love...only heartbreak can reset their brain

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[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: *If you see me carrying bottled water, please, greet me in English, we are not in the same category.*

It's not easy to drink bottle water.
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[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: *A 50 years old man asked wife: Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls? Wife: No not at all even DOGS chase cars but cant drive them*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


If u know u know

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: *I don't know why people find it so hard to be faithful. I've never cheated on any of my 6 Girlfriends.*

Walahitalaii, I Swear.
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[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "LOCK THE DOOR"
& "LOCK THE DOOR FIRST"?
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[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: When they can't use you anymore they'll say "you have changed" 👊😒

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: Dear Hustlers,
The rain that beat you today
Will surely wash your car tomorrow
🔥 don't give up but Hustle ooo

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: i knew i was mature when i walked past an empty can and i didn't kick it. Then i went back and kicked it to celebrate  my maturity

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: When your daughter and her tutor doing maths problem and you hear her saying: " It's so hard and long😂

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: If a lady starts posting "it's my life,my rules,don't care what u think", just know she has started sleeping with people's husband

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: *When your wife keeps her head on your chest & slowly asks, "Dear, do you have any women in your life other than me"? Remember your answer is not important at this time,   what is important is your heartbeat. Keep your heart in control, its called cyber security threat detection and mitigation.*

*Brother, never panic.*

*I repeat never panic or u lose the case*

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[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: Please inform all contacts from your list not to open a video called the "Dance of the Pope". It is a virus that formats your mobile. Beware it is very dangerous. They announced it today on  BBC radio. Fwd this msg  to as many as you can!


It's 100% true and don't ignore

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: People confuse education with intelligence, You can have a bachelor's degree and still be an idiot

Fact👌🏾♨

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: *Since I was born and now I'm getting old, I have never seen a girl refuse money. Broda av u seen??*😄😄😄😄

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: *Admin, prease Remoove anyone who can't Reed, Rite or Spale Colletly from this group. . .We can't atolerate Ilitretes Here.*

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: *3 witches wished 3 wishes but which witch knows which wish which witch wished*
Send as voice recording😂😂
 Don't spoil the fun😂😂

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: *In Africa, a rich man will have one or two children but a poor man will have 7 children and still marry another wife join.*

This is mentality of mad people.
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[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: *%Some of us only have one person to text and if they don’t reply your phone becomes useless📲%*

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: *Girls with small boobs, please don't bath with medicated soap. It may wash away your breasts thinking they are pimples* 🤭

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: Anytime I enter this group I feel so proud😌 bcoz I'm not the ugliest👹 person ...
*the ugliest👹 person will type next .see👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾*

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: *When Lot's wife turned back and became pillar of salt. I was wondering who turned back to confirm it.*

Hmmmmmmm
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[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: If you ask her " How are you" And she said " I'm not fine"
 Don't ask her why, its a trap!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just tell her " May God be with you😂😂😂😏😏

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: Saw this somewhere and couldn’t stop laughing 😂

A man was setting the voice recognition password of his mobile

A nearby dog barked and ran away

The man is still looking for the dog to unlock his mobile!!

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[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: *One thing I enjoy doing is separating women's fight.*

Don't ask why because that is the only time you get to hold any part of their body without complaining.
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[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: Phone that i bought with my own money, is now correcting my English
is that not lack of home training???😂😂😂😂😂

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: *Never be angry with a friend who leaks your secrets. If secrets were easy to keep, you would have kept them to yourself* 🤓

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: A teacher’s letter to a parent:

*“Dear Parent, Abu your son, doesn’t smell nice in school. Kindly encourage him to take his bath.”*

Parent replies:
*“Dear Teacher, Abu is not a rose flower. Don’t smell him, just teach him! Thank you.”*
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[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: *Imagine if we looked like our handwritings, trust me no one would have gotten married to Doctors and Nurses*🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: The worst thing about dating a rich man is that the breakup is always announced by gate man (oga say make I no open gate for u)🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: Having an ugly friend is not a problem, but the problem is when people starts to ask *"are you and your friend twins"?*

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: *When you propose to a lady and she says "I don't believe a guy like you is single"*

My brother,congratulations!!!
Just know that you're 70% close.
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[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: White kids: 🚴 🚴 🚴🚴

Kenyan kids:🚴🏃🏃🏃

Kofi ma me ntwi bi🤣

[8/9, 2:13 PM] MAN:$T3R: ADAM did nt pay EVE'S bride price,so where did dix bride price wahala start from???? Jst asking 4 a friend
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[8/9, 2:18 PM] MAN:$T3R: Cells

In a biology class, the teacher asked a question:
TEACHER: Class! What do we find in cells?
Abbey: Thieves.
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*@ MAN:$T3R*